Sukoon Ka Ek Lamha Bhi Nahi MuyaSsar Mujhe. A Dosto Mangaiter Ko Sulata Hon Tu . Girlfriend Jaag Jati Hai.
Ap Mjhe Bahut Pasand Ho
Bacha :Mis Ap Mjhe Bahut Pasand Ho Me Ap Se Shadi Kro Ga
Mis Guse Se: Mjhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai
Bacha: Hum Koshish Kren Ge Keh Bche Na Hon
Train Banao
Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 Mint Ma Aati Hun,
10 Mint Bad,
Miss; Train Dikhao?
STUDENT; Ap Late Ho Gai Train 5 Mint Pehly Nikal Ga
Nakam Mohabbat Ka Anjam
She: Janu Nakam Mohabbat Ka Anjam Kya Hota Hay? . .
. He: Larka Mamu Ban Jata Hai Aur Larki Phuphoo..B-)
Aik Buzrig Se Kisi Ne Pocha
Aik Buzrig Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Soty Hein? Qurban Jaon Us Buzrig Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dia . .
Puttar . Meri Marzi
Dulha
Bandar k beti boli Papa mujy B shadi krni h Bandar bola beta sabr kro . . . . Dulha abi sms parh raha hy Agr muskra dy tou rishta paka
How do u Motivate ur Employees
Q: How do u Motivate ur Employees to be so much Punctual ?
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Marwari : Its simple, I have 30 Employees & 29 Parking spaces.
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One is PAID PARKING!
Valimay Ka Dress
GIRL: Mama Ne Kaha Hai K iS Baar exam Me FaiL Hui To Shadi kr dongi Friend: To tm ne kitni tyari ki?
GIRL: Bus Valimay Ka Dress reh gya Ha
Papu Pass Hogiya.
1 School Teacher Ko Papu Se Piyar Hogiya
Es Bat Se Purey School K Bachon Ka DiL Udaas Hogiya
Pura School Fail
Or Papu Pass Hogiya..-;)