Bacha :Mis Ap Mjhe Bahut Pasand Ho Me Ap Se Shadi Kro Ga

Mis Guse Se: Mjhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai

Bacha:  Hum Koshish Kren Ge Keh Bche Na Hon

Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 Mint Ma Aati Hun,

10 Mint Bad,

Miss; Train Dikhao?

STUDENT; Ap Late Ho Gai Train 5 Mint Pehly Nikal Ga

Aik Buzrig Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Soty Hein? Qurban Jaon Us Buzrig Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dia . .

Puttar . Meri Marzi

Q: How do u Motivate ur Employees to be so much Punctual ?
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Marwari : Its simple, I have 30 Employees & 29 Parking spaces.
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One is PAID PARKING!

GIRL: Mama Ne Kaha Hai K iS Baar exam Me FaiL Hui To Shadi kr dongi Friend: To tm ne kitni tyari ki?

GIRL: Bus Valimay Ka Dress reh gya Ha

1 School Teacher Ko Papu Se Piyar Hogiya
Es Bat Se Purey School K Bachon Ka DiL Udaas Hogiya
Pura School Fail
Or Papu Pass Hogiya..-;)