Wife: Tum To Kehte Thy K Shadi K Bad B Mujhe Pyar Krte Rho Ge. Husbnd: Sory Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha K Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi..?
Tum ne apni mummy sey oonchi aawaz main baat ki?
Father:Tum ne apni mummy sey oonchi aawaz main baat ki?
Son:Mujhay pata hai ke aap ko jalan horahi ha kyun ke aap tou aisa kar nahen sakty
Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue
Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha
Aurat:kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon.
Bacha:To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon.-
Meri sharafat dekho
Biwi: Meri sharafat dekho maine tumhen baghair dekhe shadi kar li. . . Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, . mene dekh kar b inkaar nahi kiya
sardar ki roti pr sy choha guzr gya.
sardar ki roti pr sy choha guzr gya.
Sardar maa se: “Hun men ey roti nai khani”.
Maa: kha le putar. chohy ne kera juti pai hoi c.!
Low Balance
Sardar ki Bivi ne Sardar ko SMS kiya: “Ghar kb aa rahe ho? Msg ker k Batao” Sardar ne SMS me likha: “Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam Hai”.
Dil Dhrakta hai
Boy: Ek Baat Bolun ?
Girl: Bolo
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Boy: Iss duniya me
Abi bhi ek dil hai
Jo tere liye dharakta hai
Girl: Kiska ??
Boy: Tera khud ka,
Rishton me “Pyar”
Jab Rishton me “Pyar” Aur Mobile me “Balance” ya “Package” nahi Rehta To ‘Log’ Games khelna shuru Kr dete hen….!!
After a long time
Ek Muddat K BaAd Uski Call i , Or Uski Awaz Suni, To Dil Ne Mujhse Ye Swal Pucha? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “Aby Jaldi Yaad Kar Konsi HAI
Bijli Ki Tarah
Malik:TUm Jahan Bhi Ksi Kam K Lie Jate Ho 2 Ghante Lagate Ho Nokar:Sir Aap Hi Tu Kehte Ho K Bijli Ki Tarah Aaya Karo