Shadi K Bad

Wife: Tum To Kehte Thy K Shadi K Bad B Mujhe Pyar Krte Rho Ge. Husbnd: Sory Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha K Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi..?

Tum ne apni mummy sey oonchi aawaz main baat ki?

Father:Tum ne apni mummy sey oonchi aawaz main baat ki?

Son:Mujhay pata hai ke aap ko jalan horahi ha kyun ke aap tou aisa kar nahen sakty

Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha

Aurat:kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon.

Bacha:To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon.-

Biwi: Meri sharafat dekho maine tumhen baghair dekhe shadi kar li. . . Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, . mene dekh kar b inkaar nahi kiya

sardar ki roti pr sy choha guzr gya.
Sardar maa se: “Hun men ey roti nai khani”.
Maa: kha le putar. chohy ne kera juti pai hoi c.!

Sardar ki Bivi ne Sardar ko SMS kiya: “Ghar kb aa rahe ho? Msg ker k Batao” Sardar ne SMS me likha: “Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam Hai”.

Boy: Ek Baat Bolun ?

Girl: Bolo
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Boy: Iss duniya me
Abi bhi ek dil hai
Jo tere liye dharakta hai

Girl: Kiska ??

Boy: Tera khud ka,

Jab Rishton me “Pyar” Aur Mobile me “Balance” ya “Package” nahi Rehta To ‘Log’ Games khelna shuru Kr dete hen….!!

Ek Muddat K BaAd Uski Call i , Or Uski Awaz Suni, To Dil Ne Mujhse Ye Swal Pucha? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “Aby Jaldi Yaad Kar Konsi HAI

Malik:TUm Jahan Bhi Ksi Kam K Lie Jate Ho 2 Ghante Lagate Ho Nokar:Sir Aap Hi Tu Kehte Ho K Bijli Ki Tarah Aaya Karo