McDonald’s chale

Girl: McDonald’s chale?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
Girl: Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de

Meri Jaan

During Maths Lec… Sir: You Tell Me.. Whats The Value Of X.??? . . . . . Student: Sir “JAAN” Thi Wo Meri.-;)