Santa juice ka glass le k baitha tha

Santa juice ka glass le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya

Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai
Beta fail ho gya.
Biwi dost k saath bhag gyi
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice mein

Zehar daal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA